waah mere sher!

Q: what did tiger woods say to his wife after she beat him?

A: i wood not do that again.

Q: what did tiger woods name his dog, which he believes is a reflection of him?

A: Cheetah.

Q: what did the pope say when he was knocked down?

A: phew! i thought it was elin woods.

evidently tiger woods cant drive.

tiger lives his brands: he just did it!

warning near the girls' hostel: "tiger spotted in the woods" signed- ravi shankar.

Q: why couldn't the media spot tiger woods?

A: coz he's striped!

sourav ganguly and nagma - sourav proves he's the royal bengal tiger.

Q: how did elin spend the new year's eve?

A: she went clubbing.

i think the heat generated from tiger's encounters is the cause of global warming.

Q: what did the TV show host say when rachel won?

A: Great work Rachel! here's ur gift humper!

Sports News: Tiger to take part in this year's Ride Her Cup.

Dragon - $500,000+

Tiger's Car - $ 300,000+

Picture of Tiger and family - comes free with the frame.

Picture of Crouching Tiger - Priceless.

At-ho-lete of the Year: Tiger Woods.

Q: what did tiger say when he almost got caught with one of his mistresses?

A: (looks towards the camera) Gillette. Close Shave.

Q: what is tiger's favourite dance form?

A: the ho-down.

Q: why does tiger like christmas?

A: he can use all the stockings he kept as souvenirs.

News: In a recent pol 49% of the American women view Tiger Woods unfavourably. The rest are dating him.

I went to a bar on the eve of the new year, but found no waitress there..turns out they had all been picked up by Tiger.